I imagine that you’ve been perusing my letters, making laughs or cries or whatever emotion-noise, and you’ve been thinking to yourself, “I must lob my words at this The Gentleman — that he might hear them! But how?” Worry not. It is indeed possible to contact me, though I cannot guarantee that I will care.

All questions, comments, marriage proposals, demands of satisfaction, and the like may be sent as an emily to gentleman@gentlemancomics.com. Your emily will be read to me, possibly while I’m in the bath, by my assistant Gizmet, who is of unknown or irrelevant origin. I cannot remember which. I will then dictate my response to Gizmet, who will post it in an emily of his own. The cleverest among you will have your emily placed proudly on the front of this website, just above where I belittle your designs of dignity.

However, it should be noted that Gizmet’s fingers are small and inept, and his eyesight is poor because I often break his spectacles as a joke. If you were to be so kind as to include your name — or nom de clavier — and an address where you may be reached in your correspondence, I will personally pen my response to you and post it. You will receive it and read it and feel very good for having done so.

NEW: If you ask for a handwritten response to your emily and provide the appropriate contact information, you will receive a FREE sticker! And I will receive FREE advertising!