Who am I? My answer will always be thus: “I am The Gentleman.” Perhaps this reply does not abate your curiosity at this time, but as my epistolary autobiography/confession emerges from this murky yet ornate corner of the Internet, you will see without sight the dark comedy of my life and times and know — with the prey-like horror of an octogenarian in the shadow of the Spectre — the true nature of the tall, smartly dressed Man who guides you.

Oh, and do have fun and enjoy the darling cartoons I’ve provided. Tickles from your Gentleman! And remember…

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