Dear Sir or Madam,

I am not going to make a brilliant and eloquent excuse this time. It has been terribly too long. I am a bad person. Of course, I have never apologized for being a bad person, but when I am a bad Gentleman, reparations are in order.

This website is my baby, and when something goes afoul with your baby, well, there needs to be a change. And thus there shall be a change. Soon. But first there are all these maddening little brainfruit comics to contend with. I shall select the best of the rest, display them here sans letter (and therefore with greater frequency), and then there shall be a tremendous change.

Sound lovely? Too bad. As a show of good faith (Ha!), here is the first of the many:

Yours Faithfully, The Gentleman of the Site