Friday, November 21, 2008

Originally Posted
Thursday, March 8, 2007
for “Balded Flumer.”

G-SPOT – a dubious erogenous zone on the female body that, if located, will make one win

“Mrs. Banana kept her g-spot so secret that no man would have ever been able to find it, had they cared to look.”

The g-spot was first theorized in 1944 by Ernst Gräfenberg, a German gynecologist. Prior to Gräfenberg, the primary female erogenous zone was believed to be behind the eyeball or irrelevant. When the doctor presented his findings of a bundle of highly sensitive nerves near the urethra to his colleagues, he was reminded that there was a war on and told to “stop thinking about pussy so much.” He was eventually forced out of his practice for this reason, although the fact that he was Jewish might have also had something to do with it. G-spot stands for: Gräfenberg – Super Posilating Ophenian Tuvanin.

(From Dr. Gräfenberg’s journals, one of his original hypotheses)

~ Jackson Girlfeather Esq.